torsdag 12 juli 2012

Fick ett mejl igår.

Dear friend,

My name Mr. Alain Moore, I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I decided to contact you directly for sake of business. There is one of our customers that made fix deposit for 7 fiscal years upon maturity; we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After some months, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his business partner he passed away after brief illness in his country. I tried everything humanly possible to locate his relatives but all efforts failed. The deposit is still intact with my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.

If this fund still left dormant in the next couple of months the fund will be confiscated into the government treasury as unclaimed fund. It is for these reason that I seek for your urgent and sincere help to get this fund transferred into your bank account, a bank account in any part of the world can facilitate the transfer.

All that is required of you is to contact my bank with the information that I need to forward the money into your account.

To be honest with you, this transaction I have opened-up to you is totally genuine and 100% risk-free. But the secret must remain between me and you, I am assuring you because I have been working with this bank for many years, hence I know all its secrets very well and I have carefully mapped-out my perfect strategies to carry out this transaction successfully. The depositor was my very close friend and I was his personal financial adviser before his death. We shall also use part of the fund to help the orphanage, people in the street and the less privileged children in the world. Please keep this proposal as a top secret between both of us, and delete it immediately in your email box if you are not interested. But if you are interested get back to me immediately.

I wait for your response.

Mr Alain Moore.

Går och lägger mig. Släcker lampan men ligger vaken i mörkret. Förstår att jag måste svara på mejlet. Att det är oartigt att låta så viktig korrespondens bli liggande obesvarad. Allt jag behöver göra är att skicka mina konto- och inloggningsuppgifter så kommer jag att bli rik. Sätter mig framför datorn och skriver en enda mening.

Have i told you lately that i love you?

Jag darrar på händerna när jag skriver det. Kärlek. Det är så mycket kärlek i luften.

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